I’m not sure when it started, but the first one I heard of was Red Sox Nation, where all the lonely Red Sox fans pretend they have their own spot on a world map.
There’s Nova Nation and Hawk Nation and probably Rainbow Warriors Nation, Everybody has a Nation now, except for poor old Ukraine.
Like Canadiens Nation, which doesn’t extend beyond the Ontario border in Canada, and I guess Canuck Nation, which no one really wants to admit being a citizen of.
The best part of these Nations is the college nickname countries. Did you know there’s three Lumberjack Nations (Humboldt State, Northern Arizona, Stephen F. Austin)? There’s 32 Tiger Nations and 27 Wildcat Nations, 10 Spartans and eight Trojans, although the women at Southern California are known as the Women of Troy for some reason. Maybe they’re all named Helen.
Delta State has its Fighting Owls Nation, not to be confused with those tamer inhabitants of the 10 Owls Nations, of which I guess I’m one thanks to my alma mater of Temple. Except for those passport-carrying Hustlin’ Owls Nation folks of Oregon Tech.
How’d you like to live in Banana Slug Nation? That’s why nobody goes to UC Santa Cruz, except to get one of those shirts John Travolta wore in “Pulp Fiction.”
So why play that “Star Spangled Banner” at games anymore? Shouldn’t all these Nations have their own anthems? You can’t be a Nation without a (fight) song. How about some suggestions for Nation songs. Maybe I’ll have some suggestions next week, and I’ll run a few others if any good ideas come in.
I can’t wait for those anthems for Nanook Nation (Alaska-Fairbanks) and Mastodon Nation (IUPUFW, which translates to Indiana University Purdue University Fort Wayne).
Sing it out.
Kelvin Sampson has just been hired as the men’s basketball coach at the University of Houston, a close neighbor of Temple’s in the wide-ranging AAC.
Kel just completed his NCAA “suspension” for all those illegal phone calls he made to recruits while he coached at Indiana. Actually they were calls to relatives that he made on the school’s dime.
Kel also coached at Montana Tech, Washington State and Oklahoma, getting the NCAA’s infractions attention at Oklahoma before Indiana. That’s a .500 record for schools he coached with infractions.
Always good to know that there’s room for a coach with a sparkling reputation in college athletics. Steve Masiello calling.
The man who came up with the cartoon character of Mr. Clean died last week. Services for the late earring-wearing grease fighter were held in Neverland. Among the pallbearers were the Michelin Man, the Pillsbury Doughboy, Snap, Crackle and Pop, Tony the Tiger and Mister Softee.
Aunt Jemima sung hymns.
Anything about 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie-Dink, that is.
I’ve covered that ground pretty well. Except to say that the biggest crime on this guy’s sheet is the silence. He does not face the media, he does not face the fans, does he face the players? He is faceless.
So congratulations to the players who won in spite of their boss’ best efforts to embarrass them for al time.
Actually can’t wait for the NBA draft night.
I could care less that the Eagles dropped DeSean Jackson. Who wants a full-time criminal on their team?
And that’s the problem. The Eagles let Jackson go and let all the rumors stay about his “background” and “gang connections.” Not a word from the organization about the charges, it just let them stand.
Chipper, it’s your turn to step up and say you just dropped your best and fastest receiver because you want to make a change, I don’t know, you want bigger receivers. Say that there were some problems in the locker room, there were problems in the huddle. Say something, not hide behind an organization statement.
If not, you’ve unfairly branded Jackson.
And that’s final…
Connecticut, Florida, Kentucky, Wisconsin in the Final Four, which will provide a truly uninteresting series. UConn, yeah, AAC-AAC-AAC (See “Tournament Stuff” of March 23).
Meanwhile the CIT is down to a Final Four of Murray State, Pacific, VMI and Yale, and the CBI has a it down to Fresno State and Siena.
Now those are teams worth seeing.
NIT? SMU is the the Final Four. Yeah AAC-AAC-AAC!
Oops, another one of those coaches forgetting to pick up the diploma as he went out the door.
This time it’s Steve Massiello, who was going from Manhatten to South Florida. But it seems that degree he earned from Kentucky wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on. If it had been printed at all.
George O’Leary tried to pull that trick off at Notre Dame, thought the Irish stuff was all he needed. Don’t worry, George is a football coach, and he wound up at Central Florida, arch-rival of South Florida (I think). Massiello has enough basketball connections that he’ll get a high-paying assistant’s job somewhere, and he can pick up his degree from the U. of Phoenix.
Bigger criminal than DeSean Jackson? Your call.
The Phillies open their season tomorrow against their hated rival Texas Rangers.
The good news is that the lonely game, the only one of 162 which wasn’t set to be televised (July 12 at home with Washington, I think) has been picked up by FOX so we can watch every game live and almost in person.
That’s about all for the Phillies right now. Wonder if they have any criminals…alleged criminals…that need to be cut. At least we know that their GM and manager will be willing to face the music, no matter how sour.
Some quick thoughts on what’s going on with that basketball tournament…..
**Why is every game being played in one arena. I thought there were 14 arenas around the country being used, but all I see is one floor, with blue at the foul lines and midcourt and black around the sides. I pointed out last year that forcing host arenas to remove their oncourt identities for the glory of the NCAA was stupid and a disgrace (I know, using those words and NCAA in the same sentence is redundant). Especially when you’re paying the NCAA for the privilege of hosting one of its non-football events. How come the bowls games stadia all keep their identity. Oh, that’s right, it’s football.
**How come Tony Bennett doesn’t sing the National Anthem before every Virginia game?
**The uniforms read “UALBANY.” How do you pronounce that school?
** Always good to see the less respected schools dump the gods. They’re the only reason to pay attention to this stuff. Yeah, really looking forward to more Florida, Louisville, Michigan, Michigan State, Kentucky, etc. At least there’s no Duke and North Carolina as part of the etc.
**Those TV cameramen sure have a knack for picking out tearful losers in the stands, especially little kids.
**Caught the end of some game and the fans of one school, the winner, were chanting “SEC, SEC, SEC.” I’m sure the Securities and Exchange Commission appreciated the recognition from that college’s Business division. But seriously, won’t it be great when Temple fans start chanting “AAC, AAC, AAC” after a game at Houston or SMU or one of those Florida schools.
**Let’s see, we’re down to the “Sweet 16,” followed by the “Elite 8,” the “Final 4,” and then the “Terrific 2.” Love the alliteration, showing there are some intelligentsia involved with this college stuff. But did they know it was alliteration or just think that the same first-letters sounded cool?
**Let’s go Ivies…Princeton is in the quarterfinals of the CBI, and Brown and Columbia are playing each other in a CIT semifinal, meaning one of those two will be playing for a postseason championship.